20 9 / 2014

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

(via bulletproofxxlove)

03 9 / 2014

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial, via planet-paradise)

03 9 / 2014

02 9 / 2014

malmaldude:

teenagenuisance:

sextoyconfessions:

This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

children are just small stoners

The other girls like “you’re a genius”

(Source: heyitstay27, via drayyday)

01 9 / 2014

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

(via mariaheatsgummybears)

01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

fantasticcatadventures:

one of the best things about cats are their little arms. they’re so undefined like long furry noodles.

(via unimpressedcats)

01 9 / 2014

25 8 / 2014

cringepics:

Dean you fucking nutcase

cringepics:

Dean you fucking nutcase

(via candymanico)

25 8 / 2014